Wisdom Jar

Since I missed last week's post, (I really hate when my job gets in the way of my fun) I am posting 2 batches this week.

1. The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears - Proverb
2. Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well or one day you may be your own victim - Proverb
3. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies in yourself Proverb
4. It is easy to be brave from a distance proverb
5. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead.  Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow.  Walk beside me; that we may be as one
6. It's not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin
7. The best antique is an old friend. - Anonymous
8. What vegetable can you not take on a boat?  Leeks
9. what do you get when two peas fight? Black eyed peas
10. Why were the strawberries so upset? Because they were in a jam
11. Knock Knock Who's there? Tank! Tank who? Your welcome!
12. bumper stickers My karma ran over your dogma.
13. bumper stickers Today's subliminal message is: ( )
14. You can’t keep blaming yourself.  Just blame yourself once, and move on. Homer Simpson
15. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. homer simpson
16. Stewie: What the deuce?!
17. Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. YODA
18. Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him? OBI-WAN KENOBI
19. "Aaaaaaargh!" - Chewbacca, "A New Hope"
20. "I have a bad feeling about this." - Luke, Han, Leia, C3PO, and others.
21. Darth Vader: I have you now!
22. Make Ice cream not war
23. "Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." Will Smith
24. "Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so." -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
25. Show me a man who cannot be bothered to do little things and I’ll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things Lawrence D. Bell
26. It takes twenty years to become an overnight success. - Eddie Cantor
27. Let the spirit out - Discard all thoughts of reward, all hopes of praise and fears of blame, all awareness of one's bodily self. bruce lee
28. Obey the principles without being bound by them Bruce Lee
29. It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential. Bruce Lee
30. As you think, so shall you become. Bruce Lee
31. “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” bruce lee
32. “Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.” bruce lee
33. “The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.” bruce lee
34. "A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer."” bruce lee
35. “A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.” bruce lee
36. “Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.” bruce lee
37. “Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.” bruce lee
38. “"To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person."” bruce lee
39. “Boards don’t hit back.” bruce lee
40. “It’s not what you give, it’s the way you give it bruce lee
41. Out of chaos, find simplicity, From discord, find harmony.” bruce lee
42. The mind is like a fertile garden in which anything that is planted, flowers or weeds, will grow.” bruce lee
43. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity bruce lee
44. Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear -Albert Camus
45. You can't steal second base with your foot on first proverb
46. Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm Anonymous
47. ‘Don’t hurry. Don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.’ ~Walter Hagen
48. We can't become what we need by remaining what we are. - Max Dupree
49. Sweet, sour, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted. - Chinese proverb
50. Here is a simple but powerful rule – always give people more than what they expect to get. – Nelson Boswell
51. Try and fail, but don’t fail to try. – Stephen Kaggwa
52. Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. – Steve Jobs